The Past Seven Days

All these things happened in the last seven days:

• I rode in a car for 6+ hours with a two-year-old and an eight-year-old
• I got the stomach bug that's going around
• I missed two days of work
• No one in my family made me Jell-O
• When I'm sick and no one makes me Jell-O, I get depressed
• No one called to check on me while I was at home sick
• When no one calls to check on me, I get depressed
• My boss made me feel guilty for missing work
• My daughter P and her hubby got the stomach bug and she wanted me to come over an make Jell-O for them. I couldn't because it was too far from my bathroom
• She gets depressed when she is sick and no one makes Jell-O for her
• My co-worker who is on vacation this week sent me multiple emails asking me to do stuff (since she was on vacation, she didn't know I was out sick)
• I didn't get much stuff done at work because I was only there for 2.7 day
• There is lots of stuff piled up on my desk
• When there is lots of stuff piled up on my desk, I get depressed
• My daughter S was inducted into Beta Gamma Sigma (yeah!). While attempting to take a picture of her during this event, my camera broke. Really BROKE!
• The hubs and I went grocery shopping and he "helped" me with my coupons. By helping I mean he put them in his pocket and then I forgot to give them to the cashier
• My mom had minor surgery to remove some skin cancer from her face. There was a scary moment of about 2 hours that I couldn't reach her or my dad and I got freaked out (but she's ok. Dad turned his phone off and took a catnap in the waiting room. It was a long day for him)
• My mom is feeling a little depressed because her face is all bandaged (I still think she looks beautiful)
• When my mom feels bad, I get depressed
• I'm teaching a class at a women's retreat this weekend. Since I was sick, I didn't have much time to prepare for it
• When I'm not prepared for stuff, I get depressed
• I haven't cooked for my family all week
• I haven't cleaned my house all week
• I haven't done laundry all week
• When my house isn't clean and there's no clean clothes, I get depressed

I'm not kidding. I can't make this stuff up people! But next week is going to be better.